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Ludwig van Beethoven

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Welcome Ghost.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Quit moving"

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Security is lax on this side."

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

A Blanksy

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Let the profit-making begin!

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"When is it my turn?"