Card Crusader Prints

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Monk Crossword

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

Great party - thanks.

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'