Credit Card Warrior Gifts

You've raised my credit limit? Thanks, I guess...I'm forever in your debt!

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Changing Room Decisions

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

Student Debt

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"We got the cactus account!"

Too Much Plastic.

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"If you think my service is bad. . . wait 'til you taste the food!"

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'On behalf of our cabin crew who have voted in favour of strike action over Christmas. . . kindly fill out this form. Please send us your questions and comments about how the strike has effected your plans, ruined your holiday. . .'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"Yes, it's report card time again."

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.