Credit Card Warriors Gifts

The Rest of Mighty Casey's Day. Check out. Wow! First he struck out and now his card is being rejected!

There must be some mistake. I haven't paid off my credit cards yet!

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Student Debt

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Too Much Plastic.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

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"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

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"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'

I can't handle this mortgage.