"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."
Credit Score Warrior Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the credit score warrior in your life? Our collection features fun, creative items that recognize their financial finesse and resilience. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these products celebrate their journey to financial empowerment with clever designs and uplifting messages. Ideal for anyone who takes pride in their credit journey, these gifts add a touch of humor and motivation to everyday life, reinforcing their dedication to financial health.
A look into the future?!
"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."
"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."
Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."
Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.
'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'
'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'
'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'
Recession
Student Debt
"Ted doesn't test well."
'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'
Examiners.
Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.
"We got the cactus account!"
Graduating students asking for cash donations.
I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'
'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'
Too Much Plastic.
"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."
"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"
MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.
Truth In Education
"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"
Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.
"You'll always have AAA status to me!"
'How to handle market stress' book being thrown through investments office window.
The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'
Credit Score Warrior Gifts Collection
Credit Score Warrior Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for credit score warriors. Find the perfect funny or inspiring mug to celebrate their financial achievements.
Credit Score Warrior Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that honor credit warriors. Add a touch of humor and motivation to any space with our unique designs.
Credit Score Warrior Prints
Browse inspiring prints celebrating credit warriors. Elevate their space with clever artwork that recognizes their financial journey.
Credit Score Warrior T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts celebrating credit resilience. Fun, stylish designs that let them wear their financial pride with confidence.