Credit Score Warrior Pillows

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

A look into the future?!

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

Recession

Student Debt

"Ted doesn't test well."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Examiners.

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

"We got the cactus account!"

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Too Much Plastic.

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

Truth In Education

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

'How to handle market stress' book being thrown through investments office window.

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'