Career Crusaders Gifts

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Caged Businessman

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"What's your occupation?"

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"I got a job!"

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'