Job Hunting Crusaders Gifts

'I'm afraid working in a take-away isn't the sort of experience we're looking for.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Caged Businessman

"I'm long term unemployed because jerks like you won't hire me!"

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"He gave me an 'F' on my resume."

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

The Glass Floor

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'So do I get the job or not?'

'My problem is that I'm number one in my field and I have no place to go but down.'

'He used to live in the fast lane, it's more like a blind alley now.'

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'

'Don't worry. . . I'll keep your resume on file.'

Man to run supermarket (out of town)

"How can they say it's getting easier - this is rocket science."

'I've had some replies to those job applications I sent off.'

Job interview

Unemployed: 'The hardest part is adjusting to your new position in society!'

"I didn't get the job. They said they wanted someone who lives in the same hemisphere."

'I need my illegal aliens - to keep wages low and benefits non - existent!'

'Why doesn't anyone ever ask me how I combine marriage and a career?'

Job Hunting is a full-time job.

'I don't think he's finished his 'customer care' training.'

'I'm sorry Sir, but your background check has bounced.'

'Anything for job hunting?'

'I've checked out all your possible options, Mr. Fogarty, and it looks like your only way out is to get a job somewhere.'

"I'm looking for a career that won't be obsolete before my student loan is paid off."