Job Hunting Warriors Gifts

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

Resume Dumpers

"I'm long term unemployed because jerks like you won't hire me!"

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

Studio in December

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

"You're overqualified. Could you dumb it down a little?"

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"You've bust your hump."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

Ladder of Success.

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'