Germ Crusader Mugs

Excalibur and Hand Sanitizer

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Super pets.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Ironing day.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

The melting polar ice caps

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Flu vaccine.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Hand sanitizer

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Farmers' Warnings.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

COP26

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Fumes from furniture

"I dunno...ask him."

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"