Germ Conqueror Mugs

It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.

Tough germ.

Don't wash your legs!

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Rage.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Crop duster wanted.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Vaccines Stopping the Wave

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Computer Gamers.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]