Germ Conqueror Pillows

It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.

Tough germ.

Don't wash your legs!

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Rage.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Crop duster wanted.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Computer Gamers.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Vaccines Stopping the Wave

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

The Corona vaccine .. at last !

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

Cutting onions