Germ Conquerors Pillows

'This one is for spending 21 days in quarantine after returning from Africa.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Crop duster wanted.

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.

Tough germ.

'Now what are you complaining about? I'm spending more time with you and the kids aren't I?!'

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

"If you want to do well in your interview, my advice is not to be intimidated."

'Did I get this right? You fear that there's a hedge fund manager in your cupboard ready to take over your company at the first opportunity?'

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

Cutting onions

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

'When we take over a company, we take the lot.'

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

Isn't 'To rule the world' a little too grand in scale?

Commands Respect

"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."

"On the plus side we're going to put your head in formaldehyde and auction it for charity."

'Diane removes her love beads before resuming takeover negotiations'

McAlistar's aim was true.