Grime Buster Gifts

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

The Brothers Grime

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Turkish Democracy

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Car Emissions

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Oil Spill

Stop smoking,instantly.

"This feels so familiar."

"Now get out."

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Germ Home

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

Human Tree

Now wash your hands.

Transmission of the Coronavirus

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Hygiene against coronavirus