Bacteria Buster Mugs

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Flan-eating bacteria

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

Car Emissions

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Flies up the ante!

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Bacterial Cultural Center

Oil Spill

"This feels so familiar."

"Now get out."

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Uh-Oh!"

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!