Winter Blues Awareness Gifts

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'ok, who threw that?'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Snowman Romance

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'War is heck!'

'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Writing buddies

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

Space Heater

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Odd snowman out

Pony Ride in the Snow

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

Dreaming of Summer

"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."

This time of year always gets me down."

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

Alien poses with a snowman

'Gesundheit!'

Ice Sculpture.

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

"Cheer up! Tomorrow's the solstice, and the days will be getting longer."