Holiday Observer Pillows

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"You going to visit your mother on mother's day?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Did you say psst?.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

DNA Xmas.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'First snowdrop.'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Impractical Gardener.

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

Undercover Santa

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

"Nothing under me this year. We must social distance."

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."

'That cloud looks like a sheep.'

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."