Holiday Visitor Pillows

Holiday Visit: Day No. 53,267,598

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Christmas Tree

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Camping-Pong

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'See you in two weeks!'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"