Holiday Visitor Pillows

Holiday Visit: Day No. 53,267,598

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Home depot."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Horn of Leftovers

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Camping-Pong

Happy Turkey Day!

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

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'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"