Holiday Goer Pillows

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"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

Airport Security.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Happy Turkey Day!

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Airplane Mode.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."