Modern Holiday Observer Pillows

Electronic Santa.

Santa tweet

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Happy Turkey Day!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Horn of Leftovers

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"