Holiday Spirit Observer Pillows

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Tipping Pain Chart

Just one more choccy...

O Christmas Tea

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Merry Kissmas

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"