Holiday Spirit Observer Pillows

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Santa called but you were out!

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

Happy St Pancakes Day

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Street Carolers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Merry Kissmas

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Maybe this year..."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'