Festive Spirit Observer Pillows

'Instant Christmas happiness! ?1.'

'Christmas. It can warm the coldest of hearts.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bubbly

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Fleas Navidad.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Prosecco Peacock

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Reindeer

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Cow and Milk

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Mice playing double bass

Dog on a harp

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Sabrage!

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY