Holiday Work T-Shirts

"This year, everybody's getting a Christmas bonus! But for me to afford the bonus...we have to stay open on Christmas day... Be here at 9."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

The Baby Walker

Tourists

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Meet the scribe"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Are we there yet?'

Sparkling Water

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'