Hotel Staff Gifts

Sign reads: Customer service - Ring bell to be noticed.

'I know you said this was a four star hotel, but I didn't expect to see them through a hole in my ceiling!'

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'

'Does it look like we need internet-access?'

"Where do I swipe?"

"Room service, Sir, You wanted someone to listen to your speech..."

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

'Don't worry, I'm not superstitious.'

'Here is your room with a minibar.'

'Dammit - I forgot to tip the waiter.'

'King who?'

The room you gave me was so small every time I bent over I rearranged the furniture.

Octopus porter.

"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."

Mr Atkins at his Ease.

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

'Sorry, bad reception.'

"You cleaned out your desk so efficiently you've been rehired and placed in charge of Housekeeping."

'Hello, Room Service?'

"Faster! By God, you'll earn that tip yet!"

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'I wish to complain. Someone has left this small chocolate on my pillow.'

'Room service!'

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

'This is the bell boy.'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'That was Colonel Mustard. He'd like a mop, some bleach and several large trash bags brought to the conservatory right away.'

Disturbed

Valet Parking.

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."

Bell boy!

Unhelpful Porter

'Service Lift.'

Maid