Hotel Clerk Gifts

To conserve energy our staff will not respond.

'A room with double beds, please.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

The Suite Hereafter

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Mini Bar

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

No early morning tea past this landing

A man sitting in the grass reading

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

University Book Store.

'What if I promise not to look?'

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'Bed & Bagel'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'