Desk Clerk Gifts

A dog sits at his office desk with desk trays that read "Bow," and "Wow."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Out and In.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"The first of many cubicles..."

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"