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A dog sits at his office desk with desk trays that read "Bow," and "Wow."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Out and In.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Finger on the Z Key

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Tech support...can I help you!

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"