Information Desk Clerk Gifts

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Information/Too Much Information

Information desk closed - out of information.

'You know too much!'

Infotainment

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Out and In.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Useless information"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

Tech support...can I help you!

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

A Lady Out Shopping.

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'