Beach Desk Enthusiast Gifts

'He's never been good at switching off work on holiday.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Wow, my own desk!'

'Another nice wave.'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Working Holiday.

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."