Beachgoer With Imagination Prints

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Who says I'm beached?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Sandcastles

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

1930's bather.

Knight of the sandcastle.

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Shrink's Summer Job

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

One good thing about an oil spill is that it gives you an instant tan without worrying about the harmful effects of exposure to the sun.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

A beach has meters.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Hang on, I haven't finished reading this man yet."

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.