Beach Daydreamer Prints

Man takes beach vacation at home.

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"I always feel so inadequate at times like this."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

A hen and a rooster have taken off all of their feathers and have run off towards the ocean for a Skinny-dip.

"We need to practice social distancing."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

A wife is jealous of her husband's wandering eye.

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

Artist painting a big wave.

Man Floating on Paper Boat

Cell Phone on Beaches

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

'If you put your ear next to it, you can hear my Mum snoring!'

'My missus used to have an hour-glass figure... now it's more like a pint-glass!'

Lifeguard watching puddle in road.

Are you interested in a fixed income annuity with guaranteed safety of principal and substantial income for life.

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

"Hang on, I haven't finished reading this man yet."

Boys offering to take women out in a rowing boat for the price of a shilling

Man talking about his dog

Man runs to get fishing rod to 'catch' seamonster.

Sandcastles

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

*Sigh* warm coke

"I forgot my phone. Now how am I supposed to share this significant childhood moment with my network?"

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'See you in two weeks!'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.