Seaside Dreamers Gifts

A family departing for a seaside holiday whilst neighbours look on

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

'And, as advertised, beautiful sea-views...'

"Nation-building never works."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Segregated Beach

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Summer reading for the family.

SPOONING CACTI

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Fishy tail.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Dreaming of Holidays.

"We've got a problem."

Swamp gas

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!