Seaside Dreamers Gifts

A family departing for a seaside holiday whilst neighbours look on

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

'And, as advertised, beautiful sea-views...'

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

SPOONING CACTI

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"We've got a problem."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Swamp gas

Dreaming of Holidays.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

~ S.O.S.

Fishy tail.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'