Escape Dreamer Pillows

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Desert Island Mishap

Shoot For The Moon

Early on-line shopping

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'