Cubicle Escape Artist Gifts

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

'OK, listen up, everybody. Robinson has a plan for breaking out of here that I think may just work.'

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

Staring out the window using a computer and a remote camera link

Ever since the new office partitioning, Robert felt even more trapped in his dead end job,

"I don't mind the whip. It's the cubicles I find demoralizing."

"Did she tell you she was leaving work early?"

"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"

'Is there any chance you could postpone your vacation - until your vacation?

"Because sitting is bad for my health."

"Boy, when I grow up, they'll never coop men up in a cubicle again!"

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

'Nederly doesn't even pretend to work here anymore.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'It's nice getting out of that cubicle.'

'Sigh...'

Skeleton in the Office

Job complaints on road signs.

Thinking outside the box.

'Fernberger will teach you all he knows about the business...by that time I should be back from the washroom.'

"This job is like being in prison, except they don't let us out of our cells for exercise."

"Oh, kind of Dali-esque. How has your day been?"

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"We have an escape from cubicle 188. want complete lockdown. Tell security we have an unauthorized bathroom break."

"I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work."

'This is security. Looks like we have an escape from cubicle 36.'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

Career cubicle dwellers released into the wild.

Bowing and scraping.

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

Sid breaks away from his life of quiet desperation!: 'WHY ME!?'

Freezer Supply Company, 5:00P.M.

Sure, you can leave the office for the weekend, but you'll have to chew off your own foot.

What I'd really like to do is quit this desk job and work out in the field.