Knitting Fan Pillows

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Not at all. We're just breeding contempt."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'Fine. And you?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I'm a monster."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Pirates

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Running out of Gas.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Quilting Bee.

Curling Rocks!

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Shoe Whore

Landlubbers ONLY!

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"It's my white whale."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."