Knitting Admirer Pillows

The Truth About Mermaids

Sue loved Vera's Christmas present, although she did wonder if wearing it would have health and safety implications...

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

String Theory for Beginners.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Knitted Kitty.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'