Wool Admirer Mugs

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

The Fourth Little Pig

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Blue Dress

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Frank Sinatra.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Centaur falls in love.

Genetic Manipulation

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Victorian woman at a bar.

'Termites!'

The wool club for mammoths.

God playing with dolls.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Academia in Winter

"My parents hate it."

Shear Love.