Fibbing Prodigy Gifts

Golf Fib

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

King Madras

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Knitted Kitty.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'