Fiber Artist Gifts

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I love every single one of these."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Live Laugh Knit

Haircuts

Sheep knitting using its own wool.

Sheep's Wool Has Been Used To Make Web.

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

Knitted Kitty.

Crocheting during lockdown

Knitting

Making Yarn

Spindles

I quilt therefore I am

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Arts and crafts

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Here's your sweater back."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

How Art Works.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'