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The Double Double Punch

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Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

Viggo Mortensen

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'This guy is really good!'

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

Alberto Giacometti.

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Miguel Ferrer

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Stick Bandit

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Frederick Robinson

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Tic tac toe.