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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'This guy is really good!'

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

Alberto Giacometti.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Frederick Robinson

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Missing Sock

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Tic tac toe.

Stick Bandit