Emergency Responders Fans Prints

'Should I tell your boss you won't be in today?'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"My God, now what?"

Paramedics.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Death in the red zone

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

"We ran into a marathon."

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

The air ambulance team were pleased to accept their new helicopter from the wealthy footballer.

Save the bacon,

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'