Emergency Scenarios Fan Mugs

Daft Buggers Rescue

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Um...does anyone have any experience in CPR or aeroplane driving."

"That's the last time I let you drive."

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

Ostriches

"I knew you'd come!"

Hippo on helipad.

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Flood Ready Cows

Saving the leaf.

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

Fertility Clinic

Today Was The Day

'...at last I'm saved!'

Fireman

"Quick! Wake up! We're going on strike!"

"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident."

'For gosh sake, be patient!....It's bound to happen sooner or later!'