Emergency Scenarios Fan Mugs

Daft Buggers Rescue

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

"Well, of course you have a heart."

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

"Um...does anyone have any experience in CPR or aeroplane driving."

Ostriches

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I knew you'd come!"

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Hippo on helipad.

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Flood Ready Cows

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

Saving the leaf.

'...at last I'm saved!'

Today Was The Day

Fertility Clinic

Fireman

"Yippee! I'm right!"

"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident."