Military Vehicle Fans Gifts

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"All rise."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Memo Mania

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I envisioned something more robust'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Camouflage Paint.

Submarine Attacks

Really big bang

Trump's Big Parade

The Trench-Sealer

Charles de Gaulle

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Knight relieving himself.

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Stalin.

Putin's Napoleon Complex

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

"I don't get it. Every time we send an agent into Ukraine, this how they come back."

"You have roots and I have troops."

A stylized tank.