Community Sports Supporter Gifts

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

See you at the farmers market!

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I'll have the usual."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

100k Desert Crawl

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Bubbling

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Harvey before and after.

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football Blockers.

Egalitarian family

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

I shop locally!

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"