School Staff Supporters Gifts

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!