Technical Specialist Gifts

'There's new evidence that my departure from my previous employer merely coincided with their brain drain.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

In the Guru District

The Computer Bore

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Meet the author"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Googler

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Ascent of Machine.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."