Technical Specialist Prints

'There's new evidence that my departure from my previous employer merely coincided with their brain drain.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

In the Guru District

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Google car."

Out and In.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"Meet the author"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Ascent of Machine.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Mac OS 20

"I give up. Where's the power button?"