It Professional Gifts

'Well, this looks like the spot where your bandwidth is getting all clogged up.'

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Hi. My name is Barry, and I check my E-mail two to three hundred times a day."

"It's just me today. Everyone else is working remotely."

'I was just ringing to see if you received the letter about the e-mails I sent you?'

"No, still nothing. Check the mute button again."

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"Who called this meeting again?"

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

'You're pretty new to cloud storage aren't you?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Morris was finding it more difficult to adjust to the idea of a 'paperless' office than many.

Information

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Behold ye message on a tablet!" "Hey man, you need to upgrade your media!"

Scuba Diver using laptop under water.

"You may want to look into getting a better cybersecurity system. I don't think that sign will be enough."

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Funny, really. They always click on 'install' without reading the license agreement.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Due to recent technological advances, everything I taught you about computers is no longer valid.'

'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'

'Globalization means when your e-mail account is full with spam from countries you've never heard of...'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."