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"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

'Well, this looks like the spot where your bandwidth is getting all clogged up.'

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Hi. My name is Barry, and I check my E-mail two to three hundred times a day."

"It's just me today. Everyone else is working remotely."

'I was just ringing to see if you received the letter about the e-mails I sent you?'

"No, still nothing. Check the mute button again."

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."

'According to Einstein' theory, if we move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally lost.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"Who called this meeting again?"

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

'You're pretty new to cloud storage aren't you?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Morris was finding it more difficult to adjust to the idea of a 'paperless' office than many.

Information

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Scuba Diver using laptop under water.

"Behold ye message on a tablet!" "Hey man, you need to upgrade your media!"

"You may want to look into getting a better cybersecurity system. I don't think that sign will be enough."

'Funny, really. They always click on 'install' without reading the license agreement.'

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Due to recent technological advances, everything I taught you about computers is no longer valid.'

'Globalization means when your e-mail account is full with spam from countries you've never heard of...'

'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'

"Are my test results in yet?" "Yes, you can see them on my website!"